On the left: a beer brewed by Behemoth that the head brewer vowed to brew until Trump was impeached, the Im-peach-ment sour ale.
One the right: the beer brewed now Trump has been impeached, the Finally Im-peach-ed sour ale.
Both are *chef’s kiss*
On the left: a beer brewed by Behemoth that the head brewer vowed to brew until Trump was impeached, the Im-peach-ment sour ale.
One the right: the beer brewed now Trump has been impeached, the Finally Im-peach-ed sour ale.
Both are *chef’s kiss*
After learning French for coming up to three years, I feel I have to regretfully inform New Zealanders everywhere that yoplait is not, in fact, “french for yoghurt”.
“I regret to inform you, you only have 2 months to live.”
“Oh my god, I’ve wasted my life. I wish I’d spent more time on Twitter.”
🏏 A comprehensive 10 wicket victory by the Black Caps (their 100th win). India have a real issue playing on green pitches. Bring on Hagley Park on Saturday!
More like rockenspiel
I watched the first episode of The Man in the High Castle last night. I don’t know if I need a nazi fantasy in my life. I’m conflicted about watching any more. Much like I’ve avoided The Handmaid’s Tale.
Companies need to stop trying to turn their products or services into a community. If it’s appropriate for a community to form, it’ll happen. That’s how humans work. If there’s no community, you can’t force it.
These are an abomination. And I love them.
⌘-A Delete
“Hmmm, I should buy an ebike. Because it’ll let me get places as quick as a car and quicker than public transport”
– searches online for ebikes –
– a billion results come back, all bewildering –
“How much does public transport cost again?”
And voici ça. Giant text.
Getting my eues checked, which involves drops which dilate my pupils, making reading normal sized text unreadable. While I’m waiting for them to kick in, I can activate iOS accessibility features on. This is why accessibility matters for everyone.
I am a good bitch.
It’s been over 30°C for the last few days, and extremely humid too. I wish the weather would have some manners and just rain a bit.
Oh no. I’ve finished the last season of The Expanse and I have to wait a week until there’s a new episode of Picard. What am I to do? Watch the three seasons of Voyager I never got around to!?
Someone convince me that this is a really dumb eBike to buy for commuting.
So… anyone have recommendations for food and drink establishments in Vancouver and Seattle? Because we’ll be visiting there soon.
I want as many Romulan Warrior Nun stories as there are grains of sand in the Beta Quadrant.
Les roses sont rouges
Et les violettes sont violettes
C’est mon premier poème
Écrit en français!
Update: I remembered my password. That’ll save me several hours. Only took 6 failed attempts.
My prediction: I’ll be locked out for ages, I’ll eventually get to 10 failed attempts and my phone will wipe itself. Tomorrow will be fun restoring this thing from iCloud.
Uh-oh. I reset my password on my phone but I can’t remember exactly what I set it to. 5 failed attempts so far.
I’m so two thousand and late.
Sometimes I think I should turn on more notifications on my phone so it looks like I’m really important.
Thinking on my ridiculously long password: that 75 billion quadrillion quadrillion quadrillion quadrillion years assumes the knowledge of the password length. If brute force has to start at 4 characters, it’d take tens of orders of magnitude longer… effectively infinity.