@yorrike.bsky.social Also holy shitballs, that’s hard work. And I like it.

@freestylesteph.bsky.social And some more

@foxylustygrover.bsky.social And low did the Christopher close his eyes and ears to the deeds or utterances of the devils of the poxes. And low his hand stayed in smiting the devils, for he was unaware or unfamiliar of their wickedness and sinful ways. The Christopher was meek and timid and pitiful, and feared his frailty.

@foxylustygrover.bsky.social And the lord doth say “Christopher. The peoples of my Earth in all kingdoms are forgetful. Beseech them to remember that you once commanded an airline.”

@yorrike.bsky.social …and lock your account for 15 minutes. What do you mean it “feels slow”?”