I have come to the realisation that I need glasses. I borrowed someone’s at the weekend to read a menu in low light and once focussed thought “holy shit! I need glasses!” So next week, imma get glasses. I’ve made it well into my fifth decade without them, so that’s a good run.

![The inside of the card, which reads "Obituary. Today we come together to celebrate the extraordinary life of Left AirPod. Whether it was tunes or podcasts, they were there to help provide the stereo sound experience. They are survived by their loving partner Right AirPod, and their guardian [me]" Of note, Tim Cook was a guest speaker.](https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/5795/2022/b99ba842bb.jpg)